shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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