Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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