Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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