Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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