Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
birth control should be required to get into college
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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