Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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