A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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