i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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