why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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