Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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