Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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