I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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