we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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