okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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