At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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