Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I looked at my own cervix.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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