I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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