If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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