at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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