Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
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I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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