She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
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I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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