Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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Have fun and good luck.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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