Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
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She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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