what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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