I cannot find my penis.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He better not be in your backpack
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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