New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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