I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
What a dumb baby whore.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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