I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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