id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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