Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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