Whod you bang
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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