About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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