Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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