I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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