He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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