I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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