How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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