If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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