3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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