i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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