I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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