Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
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Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
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Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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