Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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