We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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