She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Randomize