Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
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They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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