it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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