He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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