i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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