Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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